Paul Begala with the line of the night (so far)

CNN:

But when President Bush talks about "fixing" Social Security, I think of when the vet said he was going to "fix" my dog Major. He fixed him alright. But that which once worked fine didn't work no more, and Major wasn't too pleased with either the process or the result.

Runner up for honesty:

Rep. Edward Markey, D-Mass.: "The Bush administration's so-called 'Social Security crisis' is a worthy successor to the so-called 'Iraq nuclear weapons crisis.' WMD used to stand for Weapons of Mass Destruction. Under President Bush's Social Security privatization plan, WMD now stands for "Watch your Money Disappear."