Jesus loves Mickey

All Christians go to Disney World:

A conservative Christian group has ended its boycott of the Walt Disney Co., launched nine years ago in response to what leaders perceived as the erosion of the company's squeaky-clean image.

"There are so many other issues we need to move on to and deal with that are taking our time and energy," American Family Association president Tim Wildmon wrote in a letter published Monday on the group's Web site.

In other words, the boycott had no real impact on the Disney company, and the Christian group realized that, so they gave up. In the meantime, parents no longer have to make up stories about Mickey's torrid affair with Spongebob Squarepants while Pluto watched, or about Donald Duck's multiple indecent exposure arrests for wearing no pants.