30 second timeout

The next time The Daily Show or Desperate Housewives takes a commercial break, mute the television and head over here.(Thanks, Tristero!)

Try "Ducting the Constitution," or "If the Bush Administration Was Your Roomate." Then, when Survivor returns, head back to your sofa, thinking of how you can help John Kerry get elected come November 2nd.

I now return you to regularly scheduled programming.