Ann canned

Ann Coulter was hired to write a daily article on the Democratic National Convention for the USA Today. Not anymore.

They pulled her first submission because it was "unusable" and "not funny," the later claim one I totally concur with. Here's a couple of examples of her "humor":

Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston...My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention(

You can imagine how funny the rest of it is. And is she really claiming to be a pretty girl?

Remember, too, that this is the woman who derides Liberals for name calling and derides them for their open hatred.

Original link via Jesse at Pandagon, who is not as kind to Ann Coulter. I'm not fond of her either, but I hate to play her games. Even my conservative friends out here have tried to disown her, so I'm not really sure who buys her books. Maybe there is a big stack of them in her garage?

Via Drudge, Ann has been relieved of her writing duties for USA Today. Jonah Goldberg of the National Review will take her place.