Mission accomplished!
The Minutemen Project dons a flight suit and has someone else land it on an aircraft carrier:
The Minuteman Project, which attracted international attention by putting armed civilians along the Arizona-Mexico border to deter illegal immigration, announced Wednesday that it was entering a new phase and would stop its patrol activities.
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"Because of the phenomenal success of this grass-roots project in such a short time, the Minuteman Project has declared an unconditional victory in its efforts," he said in an open letter to supporters Wednesday.
Alright, the problems of illegal immigration solved in a manner of weeks! Is there anything vigilantes can't do for this country?
Too bad all the media had packed up and left before they could witness the spectacle that unfolded as every illegal immigrant grudgingly marched back to Mexico and agreed never to return.