Bush on tour to promote Social Security

President Bush has announced his Crisis of Legacy 2005! Tour. Some are nervous that it may just be a reprisal of his 1988 Texas tour (I wish I had one of those Ten Years 'til Destruction!) shirts now), but spokesmen claim we'll remember this one for years to come.

Hear such hits as "It May Be Private to You, but It's Personal to Me," and "Headed for an Iceberg," and "To Save You I Must Destroy You."

Personally, I hope that he gets picked up for Coachella Fest this year.

And in case you are curious, 4 "personal accounts," 3 "private accounts," and 1 "individual account." Fair and balanced takes on a whole new meaning.