Toxic to the GOP

First P. Diddy, now Britney Spears gets the Republican cold shoulder:

The belly-baring pop star is being courted to attend the Republican convention in New York next week, according to the Chicago Sun-Times, and that has sparked outrage among some conservative groups.

“Through her immature antics, Spears has probably done more to undermine sexual morality than all the misguided legislation introduced in the United States over the last decade,” the Illinois Family Institute wrote in an e-mail to members. “It would be the height of hypocrisy for a party that claims to represent wholesome values to celebrate her.”

In that case, I'm all for it. I imagine it would also bring C-Span its highest ratings ever. Her only problem would be choosing which snake to dance with. (rimshot)

Thanks, I'm here all week.