Bush proposes new Soviet currency

Too easy:

"And because the Soviet dinar had devalued, Saddam Hussein plucked this guy out of society to punish him, and six other small merchants, for the devaluation of their currency. He just summarily said, you're it, come here -- and cut his hand off."

-President Bush August 18th in Hudson, Wisconsin

Of course, Russia uses the ruble, Iraq the dinar.