The President's Birthday is a month away...

...and what better way to get that bill passed through Congress then a little swag!

Of course, it's not really Bush's list, but a little humor before another twelve hour day at work. My favorites include Adolescent Drug & Alcohol Abuse: How to Spot It, Stop It, and Get Help for Your Family and Choices and Consequences: What to Do When a Teenager Uses Alcohol/Drugs (for his girls) and Is Our Children Learning? : The Case Against George W. Bush a book "about my edjication inishatives"

And not to be left out, Dick Cheney need the romance restored to his life.
(Thanks, Museum of Hoaxes)